Remember when you had to step on a glass vial to activate a stink bomb? Well, times have changed. You can now carry liquid ass air freshener wherever you go. This handy size spray bottle contains tons of stinky fart mists worth at least of few healthy laughs with the co-workers. Perfect for the white elephant or office gift exchange and easy on the wallet. Almost 200 solid Amazon Reviews will fill in any gaps.
Most of you have seen the the Official Dick Towel on an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Some of you have not. Whether you’re a fan of the show or not, you can see why the Always Sunny Towel is a clutch gift for almost any occasion. This officially licensed towel is sure to make you king of the white elephant gift exchange.
This is a graphic of a scary guy in your furnace duct. Well, he’s not actually that scary but he’s sure to scare the crap out out of someone in your home or office. It’s a high-resolution graphic that closely resembles a furnace duct. It’s backed by 1/8” of plastic giving it a more real appearance. Simply stick it anywhere. Includes removable 3M mounting squares and measures 12” x 8.5”. $29.99
Want to prank someone this holiday season? Get them an awesome gift and stuff it in one of these prank gift boxes. Think Geek offers the combo pack of two ($15). You get the Bathe & Brew and ToeTunes Slipper Speakers. Gift box measures 12″ x 9″ x 4″ (the size of a standard phonebook). Sure to make some funny ass holiday memories.