Remember when you had to step on a glass vial to activate a stink bomb? Well, times have changed. You can now carry liquid ass air freshener wherever you go. This handy size spray bottle contains tons of stinky fart mists worth at least of few healthy laughs with the co-workers. Perfect for the white elephant or office gift exchange and easy on the wallet. Almost 200 solid Amazon Reviews will fill in any gaps.
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If you are trying to get your paws on a giant John Lennon wall mural, keep reading. Just so we are clear, this is not a poster. It’s a high-resolution image of John Lennon printed on a 4 x 6 foot photographic paper panel. So, there’s no need to break out your tape. Mural comes complete with hanging brackets and will always wipe clean.
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Dude, think of the fun you could have with this zombie. It’s considered a garden zombie, but the possibilities are endless. Just use your imagination and this creepy dude has you covered. It’s life size resin measuring 31.5 x 19.5 x 8 inches.
Do you drink a lot? Are you missing key nutrients as a result of your late-night binge drinking? You may want to consider switching to a multi-vitamin specifically designed for people who drink. Since I am not a medical professional, I am only letting you know there is a vitamin for people who drink. I would suggest reading the Amazon Reviews on this product to learn more.
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If you’re old enough to remember getting your first Nintendo, there’s a good chance you owned this game at some point. It was the best hockey video game ever, Blades of Steel. Pop quiz. When did Blades of Steel debut? Answer, 24 years ago.
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Most of you have seen the the Official Dick Towel on an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Some of you have not. Whether you’re a fan of the show or not, you can see why the Always Sunny Towel is a clutch gift for almost any occasion. This officially licensed towel is sure to make you king of the white elephant gift exchange.
You don’t need a fancy tropical garden in your backyard to sport this Bigfoot statue. It’s the perfect scuplture for your trendy bachelor pad. When’s the last time you’ve seen a sculpture this cool? Wherever you decide to put him, just remember that this Bigfoot statue is only about two feet tall.
This is a graphic of a scary guy in your furnace duct. Well, he’s not actually that scary but he’s sure to scare the crap out out of someone in your home or office. It’s a high-resolution graphic that closely resembles a furnace duct. It’s backed by 1/8” of plastic giving it a more real appearance. Simply stick it anywhere. Includes removable 3M mounting squares and measures 12” x 8.5”. $29.99
If you don’t hang your jacket on a Ninja Star Coat Hook, you’re probably not a real ninja. It’s ok. You don’t need to be a highly trained, ninja star thrower to add some badass to your crib. This dangerous shuriken ninja star will screw into most walls. And, if you’re a science buff wondering, it’s made from nickel plated zinc alloy. That’s strong, right?
Please note: You will receive one ninja star per order not three.
If you’re like me, you haven’t read a book since…well, almost a book, once. But, now you’re kinda of a big deal. You got the big house with the extra room, but it’s as empty as the bottle of beer in your hand. Here’s the solution, Library Wallpaper.
If you didn’t notice, all those books in the background are fake. It’s a high-resolution wall paper that will turn your “storage room” into a “smart room.” Just add your vintage leather couch and that 60” plasma you’re flexin’.
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